Following on from my last blog, here is a quick update…
The other night I went up to bed and read for an hour. I realised I had left something downstairs in the kitchen. When I went downstairs I saw a big massive yellow slug in the middle of the dining room. It was yellow. It was big. Okay, it wasn’t gigantic… it was big massive, that is a phrase we use here, big massive. Not big, not massive, big massive. Might I just say that Big Massive need not be really big, and can be used as an exaggeration, such as in this context. It was about three inches long. Yes, I know: big massive.
I picked it up and ate it. No… I picked it up with a tissue and chucked it out back. Since then, there have been no more slugs.
Question: How did this big massive slug get in in the first place and where had it been hiding?
New blog entry, not about slugs, to follow soon…
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